- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Knock knock Come in

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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