- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

no pun intended

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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