-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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