- Anti Joke

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.