what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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knock knock There's no door

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He--Hey guys

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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woman's rights

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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