- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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