- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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