- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

An irish man walks out of a bar

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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