What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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