roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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