- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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