What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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andrew wagner

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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so how about that irline food

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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