What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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you give like i give lomain

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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