- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

DEATH.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Barbara Streisand

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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