Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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