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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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