- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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