- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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