A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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weston cage

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Wanker

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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