What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

thomas!!!!

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

brittney griner

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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