- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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