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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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