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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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