--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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