(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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