- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

whats funnier than 24? 25

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What is the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Yanter, Look it up

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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