- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

tommy is retared

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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