you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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