Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Anti Joke

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