A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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