- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

breasts

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the dog die? He was old

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

My parents died!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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