My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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i committed murder

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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