- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Terry has ebola

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

what has genitial warts? me

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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