- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

It says so on your cap.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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