Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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WILLY

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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I read the terms of service.

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your mom is so fat.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Anti Joke

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