I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

pull my finger (farts)

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

they told me not to write here but i did

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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