- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Where's the soap?

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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