- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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