Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's a joke? Funny

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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www.xnxx.com

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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