Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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ecks! why zee?

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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