i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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sfdg

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KILL WHITEY

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