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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Where's my tractor?

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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