- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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