What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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