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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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