- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What? Yes.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

breasts

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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