- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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