- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

knock knock? come in

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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