Whats green? The color green.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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