- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

I'm 4 and what is this?

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