- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

a seal walks into a club.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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