what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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The Joke Below

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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