How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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