- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

I? Everett

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Logan's gay

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