Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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