- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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