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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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