Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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