what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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