- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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