How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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nice tits.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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womens rights

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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