A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

guess what what that wasnt it

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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