- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and long? My dick.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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