- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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