- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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