what you get time to go with? - a clock

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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