- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How high is a Chinaman

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

women's rights

one morning i turned on my tv

adam hodgson !

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

womens rights

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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