- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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