A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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