pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Lil Wayne

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Anti Joke

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