Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Your Mother

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Dogs

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Black...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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