your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

womens rights.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? no

homosexuals are gay

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

what tall and looks like a jew?

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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