What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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im watching you..

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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