- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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