A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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copy me and i will kill you

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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