Poop!!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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