- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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