Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Women's Rights

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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