- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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