FUS RO DAH!!!

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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