A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Drew Knowles is gay

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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