What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A sober Irish individual.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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