- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Men

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

The Female Orgasm

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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