- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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