so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Your face

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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women's rights

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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see ya

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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