- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

President Donald Trump

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Poop!!

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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