- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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