Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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