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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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