- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

roses are red violets are blue

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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