- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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