- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Continents are large islands.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

The truth is he loves her!!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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