Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Anti Joke

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