- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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