Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Your mom.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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8=> >->-o

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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