Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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This joke is funny

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Ron Paul for President!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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so the weather's nice...

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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