What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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