why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A sober Irish individual.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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