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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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OOOOPPS /

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Soccer...

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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