obama

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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balls

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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