Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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