What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Potato!

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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