Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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