- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Knock knock come in.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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