- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's your guys names?

Penis

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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