- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Caca.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's white and gluey Glue

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Call of Duty is a good game.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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