-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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ecks! why zee?

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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