- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

hard cheese

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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