- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

My mum is called Steve

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

It got hit by a rocket.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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