What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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TRICERATOPS!

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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