- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Feminism

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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