- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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