Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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