- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

your mom

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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