- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

poop.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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