- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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