- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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