- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Obama lin Baden.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

thomas!!!!

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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