- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Hello.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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