One day a man walked into a wall

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

so how about that irline food

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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