Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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