- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Oh my God! A talking dog!

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

hey

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Faithful men.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

James Patrick Campbell

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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