- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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