- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is the ground wet It rained

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

i like it in the mouth

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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