What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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How high is a Chinaman

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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hello

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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