FUS RO DAH!!!

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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ass.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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black people

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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