- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

can you pass the soap?

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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