Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

you first

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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