- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Black people stink of shite!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??