Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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