- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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