What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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