How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Stop procrastinating.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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