- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youre mom is so dead...

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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