- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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