- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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