- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

The Labour Party.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Title IX

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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