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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

God

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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