What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What is white and square? A ping pong block

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Justin Bieber

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

this is stupid .... yep

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Your Mother

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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