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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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