- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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