- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

can you pass the soap?

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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