whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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