- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Thats what she said

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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