A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

You having friends.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

This sentence is a lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Thats what she said

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I need to start studying.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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