- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Knock knock

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

epic win?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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