- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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