- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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