Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Turkeys are obese

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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