Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Womens rights

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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