Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Penis.

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