What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Hello.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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