S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what's white and sticky semen

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A seal walks into a club.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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