Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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knock knock come in!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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I <3 Hitler

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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