- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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