Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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your face is kinda funny

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Who invented apple? God

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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