- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you give like i give lomain

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Do u take sugar?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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