- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

i like men but im not gay

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

DEATH.

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