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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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