*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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