A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I am very humble.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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