- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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