I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

a black guy hates chicken.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

The Big Band Theory

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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