- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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roses are red violets should be purple

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

That is so fetch

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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