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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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