- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Do u take sugar?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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