thomas!!!!

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Arrow in the Knee!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Bitch

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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