- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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