- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

YOLO

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

have safe sex

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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